I was watching HBO tonight and found out about these.......AND OMG

[Shadozfire]

http://www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/

Was I living in the dark ages??? I want one of each!!!!!!!!!! Where is Santa when I need him???? I swear I have been a "good" girl!!!! :weg:

[scotzoidman]

If you just knew a guy who's handy with power tools (& that's a relationship I would think any single woman should cultivate), you could probably have your own Drilldo or Fucksall for a song...


(the song would be the sound of your moaning & sceaming ;) )

[Shadozfire]

Dang!! really??? Consider it done!!!!

[scotzoidman]

Sorry to get your hopes up...I actually meant you should find a guy near you...

However, I may have to retire to the workshop for some...uh, research, yeh, that's right...

[Shadozfire]

Well crap!!! See what you do to a girl?? You should be sorry, but I am looking forward to your "research"!

[CunningLinguist]

It's a shame. I had a whole host of fucking machines videos on my computer, but I just did a great porn purge a few days ago.

I'm serious. And I don't think it would be too hard to jerry rig one. It's a pretty simple design, though I can't really verify their safety or comfort.

But maybe it's something I can put on my resume:

2008 Houston, TX
Got tired of making beer, designed and built a mechanical dildo that plugs into a 220 socket. Patent Pending.

[Mercury_Maniac]

i could make one out of a saw-zaw ;)

[IowaMan]

Hmmm, I guess I'm an old fashioned kinda guy. Tell you what Shadoz, I'd be willing to help with a bit of research on the topic. Sort of a modern day John Henry tale. I'll volunteer to take on those contraptions and prove that a man can do the job better than a machine. :p

Then again John Henry did die with his hammer in his hand......... oh what a way to go! :D

[Coastie]

I was watching one of those videos and the stroke was too long and it pulled out... it was going very fast.... looked painful when it went back forward...

[themi01]

Iowaman I like the way you think Any ladies want to compare me to one of those machines ?

[dick]

So, Shadozfire, tell us which ones you were wishing for???

[txgrneyes]

Iowaman I like the way you think Any ladies want to compare me to one of those machines ?


IF YOU WERE JUST A WEE BIT CLOSER I WOULD TAKE YOU BOTH UP ON THE OFFER. You never know it might be fun... :p

[Pita]

I want that pogo fucking stick!! :D

[themi01]

Damn txgrneyes wish I was lol

[LixyChick]

Whadda ya mean...the gang bang fucking machine doesn't come with the vacu-lock dildos? I gotta buy them separate?

Geezzzzzzzzz...should at least cum with one...eh?

[WildIrish]

Lilith once sent me detailed instructions for making a sybian, but I haven't done it. I'd love to though. It's very technical. And when I do take that time...it's gonna be uni-sex. :D

[Shadozfire]

I saw a couple of them on HBO in action and the woman definitely did NOT look like she was in any pain. I like the ingenuity we have in this group!!!

WI--definitely, DO take your time!

[citrus]

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