" I was just watching....."

[BamaKyttn]

"I was just watching you sleep..."


I've heard that from more than one bedmate, is this code? Does it really mean " actually honey I was afraid to sleep because you had broccoli for supper..." or "No love after the third time your kicked me in the nuts in your sleep I couldn't sleep" or maybe " Of course I couldn't sleep you bed-hogging bitch, could YOU sleep on 3 inches of bed? "

I confess, after I get my orgasm, you better hurry up and finish because when I'm done its nap time, sleep if you can, wear a cup if ya need to, and if I take up too much room just shove me over, but be careful because I can be a bit of a grump.



so anyway whats up with the "I was watching you sleep" thing? Seriously you wanna look at your beloved as they snore and drool???


Kyttn

[Lilith]

I have pics of mine that way. For me, I think so damn much that the only time he can see me truly relaxed is asleep.

[Lord Snow]

After sleeping on three inches of bed, decided it was my bed you can live me sleeping right up against you. As for the flatulence, my nose doesn't work most of the time. I snore myself so wear ear plugs. and considering how close I sleep to whoever else is in my bed, if you reach my nuts with your foot, you're more flexible than I realize.

[gekkogecko]

Sure; if they watch you sleep, they learn when it's safe to strike.

[pinkFlames]

My ex kneeed me in the guts once and punched me a few times while sleeping. He was also a shocking bed hog and used to make weird popping noises in his throat and argue in his sleep. It was best for my safety to stay awake when we were in bed together.

[Lord Snow]

Damn girl. Where did you find him? Pit Fighters R Us?

[Lilith]

TaXXXman has popped me in his sleep too. I tease him that his passive aggressive streak comes out in his sleep. :p

[WildIrish]

What about "I can't believe I'm here next to you"?

[dicksbro]

I usually get up a couple of hours or more before the Mrs. and I enjoy sometimes just watching her sleep. She's so relaxed at looks so peaceful (and very sexy :) ). There are times watching her causes me to lay down and cuddle very close. It may cause her to wake up but then we'll either doze back off or get involved in something more intimate. :)

[jay-t]

I agree with Dicksbro,the curve of her hip the rise and fall of her chest ,the peaceful look on her face. Makes me feel how lucky I really am.

[Oldfart]

You know Mrs DB too?

[WildIrish]

:roflmao:

[peter38]

Its a woman who KNOWS what any of them are thinking?
Reminds me of the time i had been watching UFC before i went to bed and fell asleep. Next thing i know im dreaming about cage fighting and was trying to get some bloke in a choke hold, but was just a little bit too low down his back to sinch it on properly, so (all in my dream) i adjust myself up the blokes back a bit, a little struggle, and there! its on just gotta tighten my arm muscles and..........FUCK!!!!! i wake up, and there's me, one arm under the missus's, and around behind her neck, my other arm wrapped around the front of her neck and just starting to squeeze!!!!
Seriously i nearly shit myself, i couldn't get back to sleep and had to go and make a cuppa, 2 hours it took me to calm back down enough to get back to sleep. The missus never noticed a thing, she laughed about it when i told her but it got us talking.
Would it be murder or manslaughter, maybe accidental death? how would that go down in court? Is it illegal to kill your spouse if you believe its a dream?.

[WildIrish]

So THAT'S why they call it a "Rear Naked Choke"!

It doesn't sound like she was in too much danger though. It's not like you'd set your hooks yet. :p

[peter38]

Lol, i tell yo u m8 ive had someone in the same position once and they went to sleep!! That was a good party, finished off with me getting hit on the head with a fire extinguisher and a trip to a&e.
A few funny things about it.
no1, i was the one trying to stop the fight.
no2, i was the soberest person there as was driving.
no3, it was my dad on the other end of the fire extinguisher lol.
no4, My dad was so drunk he missed the bloke he was aiming for and got me instead rofl. Was lucky really he could have killed someone.

[marlborodasreds]

yes she snores kicks punches and sometimes she chokes me in my sleep the worst though was when she managed to get her foot in the middle of my spine and kick me. she has also managed to damn near kill me by eating things i have major allergies and the kissing me. talk about passive aggresive. but love hurts otherwise its not worth it. and thats why i love my bama

[BamaKyttn]

Update: I apparently kicked him in the kidneys. I am now to blame for him piddling blood and passing kidney stones.....


I also ninja kicked one of the dogs out of mid-air when he tried to jump onto the bed then rolled over and continued sleeping.


I'm a dangerous person to know.


Kyttn

[jseal]

Now THAT'S a sound sleep! :eek:

[dicksbro]

Active ... but sound. :faint: