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dicksbro
12-01-2014, 01:18 AM
Frosty the Snowman and the Fairy Princess

Frosty the snowman, had trouble getting hard,
Every time he tried to rub it, it’d melt there in the yard.
Frosty the snowman. frustrated don’t you see,
It would even melt off, when’ere he had to pee.

Then one cold and foggy morn, a fairy came to say,
“Frosty with your dick all gone, want me to make one stay?”
As soon as the fairy said that, ol’ Frosty jumped for joy,
“If you can make me like a man, I’d be one horny boy!”

So the fairy formed a new dick, and placed on Frosty’s bod,
Sprinkled then some magic dust, then knelt and sucked his rod.
Frosty’s mind went round and round, sensations never stopped,
She kept it up all hard and fast until ol’ Frosty popped.

Exhausted by her strokes and sucks, Frosty hugged her tight,
“How did you make it last so long, giving me such true delight?”
“When I wrapped my lips around, it got all wet and moist,
And with temps so cold, you see,, it froze becoming ice.”

“My thanks to you,” Frosty said to her, “But what can I do for you?”
“Nothing Frosty,” was her reply, I’m sucking on your goo.
It makes these great ice ball treats. when it freezes hard and firm,
And gives me pleasure for some time as I eat your great iced sperm.”

BIBI
12-02-2014, 12:57 PM
LMAO @dicksbro


What? Another sleepless night? :xmas:

Tradition. :)

Merry Christmas to you! :x:

dicksbro
04-29-2015, 11:33 AM
WHAT A DAY

The sun is shining,
The grass is dry.
The mower is waiting.
I think I’ll try …

I want to get moving,
And get some work done
But, heck, lunch is about ready,
I think I’ll wait some.

:D

(Okay, it's not erotic ... but it is a poem. :shrug: )

Teddy Bear
04-29-2015, 01:15 PM
I like it!

You didn't say what was for lunch...... mayhaps tube steak for the Missus and a little cream pie for you. :D