What If?

[Lilith]

I know I have not added a new game in forever but here goes. You simply post a what if statement using a singer/band and their song lyrics. Here is some examples-

What if Warrant did not like cherry pie?

What if Aerosmith decided to walk that way?

What if Madonna did not feel like she'd been touched for the very first time?


Ok your turn!

[jseal]

What if Alabama was In That Kind Of Mood?

[Lilith]

What if Cyndi Lauper didn't want to have any fun?

[gekkogecko]

What if the Bangles all tried to walk like an Egyptian?

[Lilith]

What if Hosier never went to church?

[jseal]

What if Rihanna was into S&M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdS6HFQ_LUc)?

[BeachSex]

What if George Thorogood wasn't bad to the bone?

[dicksbro]

What if The Platters melody got chained? :yikes:

[jseal]

What if Beyoncé was Drunk in Love (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1JPKLa-Ofc)?

[gekkogecko]

What if Ledbelly had said, "Good Morning, Irene"?

[Lilith]

What if meatloaf would have done that?

[dicksbro]

What if Rolf Harris couldn't find anyone to Tie His Kangaroo Down Sport-ingly.

[BeachSex]

What if MC Hammer let you touch this?

[dicksbro]

What if Bob Dylan couldn't get her to "Lay Lady Lay Across My Big Brass Bed?"

[BeachSex]

What if the Beatles didn't want to hold your hand?

[dicksbro]

What if Helen Reddy was scheduled to sing Delta Dawn in the evening?

[gekkogecko]

What if the Rolling Stones painted everything black?

[dicksbro]

What if Bonnie Tyler wasn't Holding Out for a Hero but instead was holding out for the Pizza Delivery Boy to bring her pizza to her?

[Lilith]

What if John Mellencamp didn't sing a little ditty bout Jack and Diane?

[dicksbro]

What if Elvis had sang, "Do Be Cruel."

[gekkogecko]

What if the Dropkick Murphys were girls who stayed away?

[dicksbro]

What if Simon and Garfunkle didn't know how to go to Scarborough Fair?

[jseal]

What if Otis Redding wasn't Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxLaHmOaYM)?

[dicksbro]

What if the Newsboys didn't think We Believe?

[BeachSex]

What if Queen thought skinny bottomed girls made the rockin' world go round?

[dicksbro]

What if the Browns were the only ones not singing, "Ole, O'Cangaceiro (The Bandit of Brazil)"?

[BeachSex]

What if Edvard Grieg composed "In the Hall of the Mountain Queen" instead?

[jseal]

What if F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote "The Average Gatsby " instead?

[dicksbro]

What if William Tell wrote an Underture rather than an Overture? :spin:

[jseal]

What if the Lone Ranger's theme was "The Ride of the Valkyries (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU)"? :brows:

[IM1469]

What if Johnny Cash woke up on Friday morning instead of Sunday morning

[BIBI]

What if the world was flat?

[dicksbro]

What if Bonnie Tyler had been holding out for a Cabana Boy instead of a hero?

[BeachSex]

What if Willie Nelson didn't want to get on the road again?

[IM1469]

What if peter Paul and Mary's Marvelous Little T was actually a vibrator :nod:

[IM1469]

What if Mick Jagger was dyslexic and sang "Hey McCloud get off my ewe"

[gekkogecko]

What if "Weird Al" Yankovic sang ordinary songs instead of parody?

[IM1469]

What if the Vogues came home in their 5 o'clock world and found that long hair girl left with the neighbor?

[gekkogecko]

What if the Verve's symphony was sickly-sweet?

[BeachSex]

What if Elvis didn't leave the building?

[jseal]

What if it didn't follow, as the night the day?

[jseal]

What if there was whirled peas?

[dicksbro]

What if the Platter's had sang a song called "Only You ... and your sisters ... and your neighbors girls ... and any others that happened by."

[dicksbro]

What if you went out to start your car and as you unlocked the door, it started?

[gekkogecko]

What if Beethoven never wrote any symphonies?

[dicksbro]

What if you suddenly had two flat tires on your car?

[PantyFanatic]

What if you actually got your home completely the way you want it?

[gekkogecko]

What if the 5th Dimension had an ugly balloon?

[dicksbro]

What if stoplights always turned green just as you were approaching them? :)

[jseal]

What if Life suddenly serves you lemons?

[dicksbro]

What if we actually found life on another planet?

[jseal]

What if our pets suddenly could talk to us?

[dicksbro]

What if fashions changed and everyone had to run around naked all the time?

[gekkogecko]

What if Queen were from west Africa, would they have sung "Timbuktu Rhapsody"?

[dicksbro]

What if they raised the minimum wage to $104.803 an hour while putting a price freeze on everything we buy?

[gekkogecko]

What if Nancy Sinatra only wore slippers?

[mercifulangel]

What if Nancy took off her slippers?

[dicksbro]

What if she wanted to sing but there was no microphone handy?

[Aqua]

What if Brenda Lee was Rockin' Around an Easter Basket?

[dicksbro]

What if the song, "Turn, Turn, Turn" had been called "Swivel, Swivel, Swivel?"

[dicksbro]

What if Monty Python didn't do the Penis song? :faint: