Did ya ever wunder????

[PantyFanatic]

What was great before 'sliced bread'? :confused:

[PantyFanatic]

DYEW-
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? :confused:

[PantyFanatic]

DYEW-
How can there be self-help 'groups'? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

DYEW...

What is a metaphor like?

[gekkogecko]

DYEW...

What compares to a simile?

[Wildeye]

A similie is like a metaphor

[PantyFanatic]

^^^ :rofl:

[PantyFanatic]

DYEW-
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? :confused:

[PantyFanatic]

DYEW-
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? :confused:

[dicksbro]

DYEW if money doesn't grow on trees why banks have branches? :confused:

[dicksbro]

DYEW why people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

[dicksbro]

DYEW why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

[gekkogecko]

DYEW...

If people from Afganistan are Afganis, are people from Dar-es-Salaam salamis?

[dicksbro]

DYEW if cartoons are the real reality and "reality" is really the joke?

[Teddy Bear]

DYEW

Why boxing 'rings' are square?

[Teddy Bear]

DYEW

Why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the glue bottle?

[PantyFanatic]

DYEW-
Why we park our car in the drive way and why we drive them on the park-way? :confused:

[Teddy Bear]

DYEW

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

[Teddy Bear]

DYEW

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

[dicksbro]

Did you ever wonder where the yellow went when you brushed you teeth with Pepsodent? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

DYEW

...if women have mammaries, do men have daddaries?

[dicksbro]

DYEW what it'd be like if all politicians were truly honest?





Okay, I know I'm getting silly now. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

DYEW

In a bag of Swedish Fish, how do you decide which one is the red herring?

[dicksbro]

DYEW why birds seem to like to poop on the freshly washed cars first. :shrug:

[Teddy Bear]

(This has nothing to do with this thread but the post from DB made me think of it.

I had an Uncle who would watch for a bird to fly over my Aunt's (his wives) head. When the bird was right over head he'd clap his hands together. Just once, a loud clap. The bird would poop right on Aunt's head! Poor Aunt Belle, she got it every time.

I have only tried it twice, but both times it worked. Not on Aunt Belle, since she's passed away long ago.)

[PantyFanatic]

:rofl: TY Teddy. I'll try that. ;)


I think freshly washed cars just look so good the birds want to buy it so they put a deposit on them. :nod:

[dicksbro]

(This has nothing to do with this thread but the post from DB made me think of it.

I had an Uncle who would watch for a bird to fly over my Aunt's (his wives) head. When the bird was right over head he'd clap his hands together. Just once, a loud clap. The bird would poop right on Aunt's head! Poor Aunt Belle, she got it every time.

I have only tried it twice, but both times it worked. Not on Aunt Belle, since she's passed away long ago.)

I'd never heard of that before. I'll have to remember that, too! :roflmao:

[gekkogecko]

DYEW

When the worm turns, why it puts its boot on the other foot? Which foot of a worm is the 'other' one, anyway?

[dicksbro]

DYEW what it was that "Cured Ham" had that had to be cured?