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[Lilith]

Will you guys help me with my homework??? I have to write a speech... it is supposed to be short and fun!

It has to be an "If" speech. exp. If you could coach one professional team what would it be?


If you were Madonna what would your next publicity stunt be??

get the idea...... I need help coming up with a good "If". Any suggestions??????

[Sugarsprinkles]

"If I were a member of the opposite sex......"????

[dicksbro]

If I were only celibate ...

( Did you say you wanted it to be challenging? hee hee :D )

[jennaflower]

oh... I can write that one DB.. I don't want to.. but I can. ROFL

IF... you came to pixies.. this is what you would find...

[BamaKyttn]

If I could be a priest I would.......


If I were a man giving other men lessons on how to give oral sex......



If I only had a brain.

If love is blind, and god is love, and ray charles is blind.... is Ray charles god?

[GermanSteve]

If I were invisible...

If I were able to fly...

If politicians were honest...

If everybody were good...

If there were no pain...

[FussyPucker]

Why not go for....

"If I had to write a short speech for homework......"

:D

[Bilbo]

I'll start that for her Fussy.

"If I had to write a short speech for homework......"

I'd ask all the perverts @ Pixies for an interesting topic............

[Lilith]

LMAO @ Bilbo & Fussspucker:D:D:p

[Steph]

If I were rich . . .

If I were famous . . .

If I was a serial killer . . .

If I was a bird . . . dog . . . elephant . . .

[Lovediva]

If I could, I would. ;):D :D :D

[jjjjbo]

if I knew I was going to die in ____ amount of time, what would I do?

[dicksbro]

If the prick's hard ...

[Wisper]

If only I were sane....
If it rained chocolate sprinkles....
If I wrestled in Jello......

[danziggy]

Wisper ya fancy a wrestle??? i will supply the jello......

If only......

[Nikki]

Mmmm........If you had total POWER world wide.....what would you do????? or if you could do one thing to change the world....what would it be????

[axe31]

what if your son or daughter told you they were gay
i have heard this is being used in collages

[Sugarsprinkles]

Well, Lilith.......have you decided on your "if" yet? What did you choose? Inquiring minds want to know!! :D:D

[Lilith]

IF I could own any 3 corporations which would I choose?

IF I could be one inanimate object for my entire life what would I be?

Not exciting but I have good answers!!!!!!

Thanks to all of you for the homework help... you all make great study buddies...

To those of you who offerred me other, less innocent IF topics....IF only......

Now, can I bribe anyone to go take my Math test????

[DildoDiva]

Originally posted by FussyPucker
Why not go for....

"If I had to write a short speech for homework......"

:D

YEAH! I like this one! Seriously. Come at it from the opposite angle. Very creative FP!

[Coach Knight]

IF .... I can't think of any.

LOL

CK

[GusAspar]

If the magic genie appeared and offered me three wishes...

[JMichaelR89]

If... you could live in another country for the remainder of your days and never return to your birth home, which would it be?

[JMichaelR89]

If you could be a character in any movie from the last 10 years, who would it be?

[JMichaelR89]

If someone gave you $1 million but said you had to give away at least half of it... who would you give it to or what would you do with it?

[JMichaelR89]

If you could live for one day as any other mammal, which would it be?

[JMichaelR89]

If you could trade lifes with you Senator for one day...what would you do to change things?

[Lilith]

JMichaelR89~ EXCELLENT!!!!! Exactly what I was looking for......Welcome to Pixies...I think I found a new study buddy..... how are you at American History specializing in foreign policy???;):p and if you are no good at that do you have any speccial sexual talents to get me through the semester;)????????