Priceless!!!!

[Coach Knight]

I can't remeber if I saw this thread before.
It is based on the credit card commercial where they say all these things with costs associated with them and then Priceless.
I will give an example....

Monthly internet connection: $19
Cost of home computer: $2000
Meeting the sexy and funny people here at Pixies: Priceless

Got it?

One more ...

Handcuffs: $20
Afternoon rate at cheap motel: $55
One time meeting with your internet lover: Priceless


CK

[Lilith]

gerbil $14.95
xrays $185
embarrassment of having people at hospital remove said gerbil
Priceless

[skipthisone]

Power Toothbrush $30
cheap batteries $2
Your SO running out of power and coming to bed for the real thing PRICELESS

[Coach Knight]

Box of condoms: $12
Box of dozen golf balls: $35
Sleeping with chick that drives the beer cart on your golf outing weekend with the guys: Priceless

[dicksbro]

Box of tissues ... $1.00
Tube of K-Y jel ... $ 2.50
Pixie ladies providing inspiration ... priceless. :D :D

[dannyk]

her new hairstyle.... expensive
her new outfit.... expensive
her new shoes to with her new outfit.... expensive
her new purse to go with her new shoes.... expensive
her all-night thanks to you for spending all that money.... priceless
:D:p::D

[Scarecrow]

New digital camera $350
New computer $1000
Posting pic on Pix priceless

[Murphy]

Monthly dial-up fee: $20
Round-trip Bus Tickets: $200
Meeting your Internet Lover: Priceless

[jjjjbo]

International Phone plan $2.95 /mo
Phone calls between US and Canada - .07 per minute
Feeling going to sleep several nights in a row after hearing him say "goodnight Darlin' " - priceless

[Coach Knight]

Movie ticket: $9
Cost of movie theater pop, popcorn, and candy: $12,255
The sick feeling that you spent that much to see Dude, Where's My Car?: Priceless

[Sugarsprinkles]

Hi-speed cable internet service - $40 per mo.

Cost of a new computer when the first one is completely shot - $800

Meeting your internet lover in person and having him become in real life a wonderful lover ;) and true friend :) - PRICELESS!!!

[Coach Knight]

Flight to Pennsylvania: $350
Flight to Australia: $1,400
Seeing real pics of Lixy and Nikki together: Priceless

[Irish]

Lilith-----Was that Richard Gere with that gerbil? Irish
P.S.It may not be true but thats what I'll always think of;when I
hear Richard Gere or gerbil!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Dinner for 3 at McDonalds: $12.00
Cost of new Disney video: $30
The kids falling asleep early and giving the old folks some peace (piece?;) ) and quiet: PRICELESS!!!

[jennaflower]

Membership at Pixies Free...
Net connection 19.95

An evening of cyber with a special pixie... PRICELESS :)

WOOOOHOOOOO

[MurphySprinkles]

candles & holders: $15.00
Home cooked dinner for two: $30.00
Straight jacket for the kid: Priceless

[Murphy]

Driving in a blizzad: FREE
AAA towing fee: $50
new tire for Van: $75
comeing home to a hot cup of coffee: priceless!

[BIBI]

car bought for $6000.00
price to repair after 6 months $2000.00
car being stolen same night.....priceless

[Coach Knight]

Television: $1,000
Cable Service: $55
Finding out yougot free porn: Priceless

[Murphy]

Chainsaw: $195.95
Splitting Maul: $39.95
Enjoying the fire in your woodstove: Priceless!

[Steph]

replacement milk for abandoned kitty - $5.00
icky instant mash/gruel for kitty - $5.00
watching four-day-old kitty play and grow - priceless!

[Vintage Vixen]

tickets to wwe (wrestling) 90$
breakfast at 1 am after wrestling 20$
coming home and letting him warm his coldfeet on my warm ass:
PRICELESS

blowjob in there too :)

[dicksbro]

Going to Sam's Club ... $300
Picking up an ink cartridge for my printer ... $35
Coming home and logging on to Pixies ... Priceless.

[me_carl]

cost of a dildo...$25.00

Getting into work and hour early...a little sleep

using your key to your old office to barge in on the new girl, who had discovered a new toy in her desk drawer and was checking it for fit....PRICELESS!

[Coach Knight]

Drinks for your S/O and her friend: $50
Cheap motel: $75
The two of them undressing in front of you and going at it: Priceless

[dicksbro]

Small morning coffee .... $ .79

Large mid-morning coffee ... $ 1.09

Readily available bathroom .... priceless

[Booger]

digital carera $250
taking nude pics of oneself free
sending pic to girl friend free
forgeting to delet pic before letting you mother use your camera priceless

[dicksbro]

Box of tissue ... $ 1.49
Package of paper napkins ... $ 1.79
Package of paper towels ... $ 2.37
She swallows ... PRICELESS

[Booger]

Wedding $2000
disposable careras for the tables $250
pic of the bride giving head to the best man priceless

[Murphy]

LOL Booger!

Dial-up ISP: $20
Slower-than-all-hell Modem: $50
Looking out the window at the sunrise country view: Priceless!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Cable modem - $40 per mo.
Gas for van to drive from MI to MO - $70
Friends that take you in and help you when your life is upside down - PRICELESS!!

[LixyChick]

Just saw this thread and I have to say to CK........LOL! For the Nikki~Lixy reference! Oh what a fantasy! Mmmmmmm!

A years worth of internet dial-up......$180.00

Shopping for that perfect present for the first meeting.....$200.00

Meeting him.....finally! (and later than you thought cause he got cold feet along the way)...........PRICELESS!

[m45]

Six pack of good beer $8.50
Get out of here for the weekend $850.00
See Nikki and Leigh having fun PRICELESS!!!

[Wisper]

Kitten food~$3.50 a week
Kitty Litter~$4.50 a week

Having my once 'demonicly possesed' stray mean kitten, now sleeping on my tummy and purring all night~~~Priceless

[dzbuster]

survivng dts-1/2 sanity left
learning to handle sober life- couple of years dealing with aa
being able to laugh at urine tests-priceless

[Murphy]

New VCR (to replace the one "fed" oatmeal) $99.95
Collection of classic Christmas Videos $199.95
Falling asleep on the couch with daughter Priceless

[Irish]

dzbuster---I know where you're coming from with AA!Like most
things;some people need it and some people hate it.I was one
of the ones that disliked it.A few years ago;the State mandated;
that I attend counseling&3 AA meetings;a week;in order to get
my operators license back.I lost it for 30 days(first offense;actually
first time;CAUGHT)The only thing that saved my sanity;was that
the Third Chapter motorcycle club;attended 2 Rochester meetings
& 1 Barrington meeting.As my wife said-You don't tell those guys;
to go to a meeting!They go because they want to.Otherwise;they'
d tell you to shove it.At least;I had someone;that I could relate to!Some people said that they went to the meetings;so that they wouldn't drink then.I thought"If that's all that keeps you from
drinking;you've got more problems then AA can handle!" Irish

[Irish]

Murphy---You've got to tell your kid;to stop "feeding"the VCR!
Irish

[Murphy]

Irish - LOL - She's grown a bit, trying the VCR on solid food!

[Irish]

Murphy---There used to be an ad;on TV;I don't remember what it
was for;that showed a sandwich;being put in a VCR! Irish

[dicksbro]

Newspapers used to cost ... 10 cents,
Then they jumped to a quarter,
Now .... 75 cents.

Having the paper to wrap the garbage .... priceless!

[clean1]

attending rehab.....$6000
attending rehab again...$8000
Being clean and finding like minded people on Pixies.....priceless


Thanks,
Dawn

[dicksbro]

Stress test ... hundreds,
Angiogram ... thousands,
Bypass surgery ... ten thousand ...

A good heart ... PRICELESS!

[Irish]

After watching a Mellisa Ethridge(sp?)special on TV last night,
realising that, as a lesbian,she is never going to desire my
body.---Disapointment!
Realising that she is STILL the best female performer,that I
have ever seen---PRICELESS! Irish

[dicksbro]

Quick car wash ... $ 5.00
Gas for the car ... $ 10.00
Oil change ... $ 25.00

Stopping at a scenic spot and making out with my wife ... Priceless!

[me_carl]

shop....$85,000
Tools...$75,000
Old truck $4,000 (add $6K more for parts)

Restoring that old truck with your son for his first vehicle...Priceless!!

[dicksbro]

Cokc ... $ 1.09
Fries ... $ 1.39
Hamburger ... $ 1.79

Lunch with a friend ... PRICELESS

[Wisper]

red cape~$8.99
knee high-high heeled boots~$39.99
pitchfork~$6.50
red horns~$3.49
party invitations~$4.99


The look on your guests face when they realize you are the devil, they're souls are yours, & straight to hell they go.......priceless

[BIBI]

6 pack of Labatts XXX Beer (12% alcohol content) 15.00
Huge stuffed bear to pack in it from second hand store 5.00
Postage via air to Utah from Canada 40.00
Appreciation from him upon receiving his surprise gift......Priceless

[Missy1965]

Romantic Candles....5 bucks
Two of my favorite dildos....60 bucks
Having both holes filled with my toys while
going down on my partner.....PRICELESS

mmmmmm getting hot just thinking about it:)

On the flip side

A passionate kiss
A warm hug
Playing with my hair till I fall asleep...ALL PRICELESS

[dicksbro]

Card ... 2.00
Snack food ... 4.00
Present ... 15.00

Hug ... Priceless

[legzup2paradise]

tattoo-- $25
Ointment-- $5
Dad trying to kill boyfriend for coruption-- priceless

BTW.. he survived to husband status and DAD now loves him.. still hates tat though LOL

[DirtyDeeds]

Getting married =free (her parents paid for it)
getting divorced =still paying
seeing oldest daughter giving birth to first grandson =priceless

[Akasha]

New Years Eve Alcohol: $280
Buzz From said alcohol: Free
Being drunk enough to have the balls to kiss crush: Priceless!!!!!

(crush is now future husband!!!Lol)

[Sugarsprinkles]

Two mixed drinks at "The Cantina" - $5.00
Carry out for 4 from Sonic - $22.00
Being able to say "Farewell for a while" the way we really wanted to........PRICELESS!!!!

[LixyChick]

Congratulations and best wishes Akasha! WooooooHoooo!

candles = $27.00

shampoo = $8.95

Having my hair washed as I lean back on his chest in a warm bath = PRICELESS!!!!!

[dude33]

Two movie tickets for to a chick flick= $20.00 (Canadian)
Snacks= $15.00
Being rewarded afterwards for taking your girl to the chick flick=
PRICELESS!

[TinkerBell69]

Flowers: $25
Choccies: $20
Tickets to movie: $20
But the look on her face when you stick your cock up her arse? **PRICELESS**

[TinkerBell69]

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[Gilly]

Buying the tickets to the prom~ $50
Buying the perfect dress to be crowned in~ $200
A Boutinear~ $15
Disposable Camera~ $5

Having your mother find the camera the next morning, and develope the pictures from the after prom private hotel party~ priceless

[Gilly]

Finding an old working nintendo at yard sale~ $1.25 after negotiations
Digging up old games at more yard sales~ $2 each
Having your 4 year old spend countless hours engrossed in the wonder that is Mario Brothers~ Priceless

[dicksbro]

Coffee ................................... $ .99
Biscuit with butter and jelly ... 1.09
Side order of bacon ............... 1.89

Breakfast with friends ........... PRICELESS

[cbass1976]

12 pk of beer............7.50
bottle of jack daniels....15.00
2 liter of coke......... .99

having a fmf 3 some....priceless

[Summer]

Paying someone to cover my shift at work for the evening ...... $100
Flying to Vegas ......... $975.00
Getting picked up by the sexiest Vegas baby at the airport ...... PRICELESS