Bad news donkey wouldn't have a thing to do with Shrek as he cleaned the plot up for framing.

good news is that shrek no longer has to have consant donkey chatter in his ear!

bad news its not donkey chatter thats in his ears but manure instead :(

good news is that shrek now smells better for it!

Good news is that he enjoys it in his ears.

Bad news is he can't hear now.

Good news is that tomorrow is Friday.

Bad news is that even though it is Friday, he still can't hear.

Good news is that he's learned sign language

Bad news is that he is the only one making him feel strange.

Good news is that there's bound to be someone coming along who also knows sign language.

Bad news is that sign language is difficult when you don't have 10 fingers

Good news is that you just made me giggle. :D

Bad news is that I am not sure what the joke is.

The good news is that I'm sure another joke will come along soon

The bad news is that it may be on me.

The good news is that it could be about someone whose not here.

The bad news is that there isn't really a joke.

The good news is that strokeplayer has nothing to worry about. :D

The bad news is that I'm also in the midwest, so he *may* have something to worry about. ;)

The bad news is I have nothing to worry about.

Good news is that being worry-free prolongs life

The bad news is that, because denny is worry-free and will live longer, he'll have more time to not be in the midwest. ;)

The good news is that if Denny lives longer he will have more time to pursue his interests.

The bad news is that some of us are fast runners.

The good news is that some of us aren't.

The bad news is that most of the non-fast runners aren't even interested in the chase. :(

The good news is that Denny can catch even fast runners if he's motivated enough :-)

The bad news is that he needs new running shoes. :(

The good news is that walmart is open 24/7 and Denny is very resourceful.

The bad news is that denny has large feet and Walmart only had loafers in his size.

Good news is that Denny looks good in anything and can run in the boxes if he has too.

The bad news is that carboard wears out quickly when you're running.

The good news is that even in worn out boxes he would look good.

The bad news is that he's not here to hear all the compliments. ;)

Good news is that he is here tonight just not in this game.

Bad news is this whole thing about me has been going on and I'm just not with it. Talk about slow-footed!!

Good news is that you can catch up in the comfort of your home.

Bad news is that he wasn't at home. :D

Good news is that we got to talk about him without him knowing (were your ears burning, Denny?)