Because

"Because I'm the Mommy, THAT's why!"

Just about every Mommy I've ever heard

your
 

"We all enter this world in the same way: naked, screaming, and soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there
-- Dana Gould

~but

"But if you ask me...and you didn't"

-Bones MCoy

Ask

Ask no questions and hear no lies .

Proverb

And

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Mark Twain

Mad

There is less harm to be suffered in being mad among madmen than in being sane all by oneself .

Denis Diderot

TO

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
:D :D

Phyllis Diller

In
 

I'm not shooting for a successful relationship at this point. I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very, very low. Basically I'm just looking for a mammal. That's my bottom line, and I'm really very flexible on that too.

~Jeanne Garafulo in Bye Bye Love~

stay

Come again when you can't stay so long.

Walter Sickert

So

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.

Jonathan Swift

sense

Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five .

W.Somerset Maugham

Of

In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.

W.H. Auden

Wag

Every man has , some time in his life , an ambition to be a wag .

Samuel Johnson

In-Life

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

David Letterman

television

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people wouldn't have in your home .


David Frost