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money
Once I saw my parents argue because we didn't have a lot of money anymore. So, I did what I had to do. I got my piggy bank and I went out to the backyard and buried it. ~Jack Handey |
Money, it's a gas.
Pink Floyd |
money
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." - George Burns (1896-1996) |
Bed
'Bed'.as Italian proverb succinctly put it , 'is the poor man's opera'. Aldous Huxley |
poor
The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten. Larry Anderson |
poor
here lies Dave, he chased the bear into it's cave, Poor Dave tombstone outside the haunted house disneyworld |
bear
Why do we often say ‘truth hurts’, ‘the hard truth’, ‘you can’t handle the truth’, etc? Truth in and of itself need not be hard to bear or painful. It is only after becoming accustomed to living in lies that it becomes such. In my humble experience I’ve found the more one accepts the truth it generally becomes enjoyable, soothing, even blissful. Elliot Arnold |
only
it's only kinky the first time BOOGER |
First
If at first you don't succeed Try, Try again William Edward Hickson |
succeed
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. ~ W. C. Fields |
fool
I assure you, an educated fool is more foolish than an uneducated one. Jean Baptiste Molière what can I say I've been used as a quote now but real I can tkae credit for it a frined of mine used to say |
Educated
Democracy means goverment by the uneducated , while aristocracy means goverment by the badly educated. G.K. Chesterton |
Democracy
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. " - Irving Kristol |
Opportunity
There is no security in this life . There is only opportunity . Douglas MacArthur |
Life
Life! Don't talk to me about life! I'm so depressed I could expectorate, My moving parts are in a solid state, I want to rust in peace, switch off and lie, In that great junk yard in the sky. --Marvin's poem (marvin the paranoid android) |
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