Money, it's a gas.

Pink Floyd

money

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
- George Burns (1896-1996)

Bed

'Bed'.as Italian proverb succinctly put it ,
'is the poor man's opera'.

Aldous Huxley

poor

The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.
Larry Anderson

poor

here lies Dave, he chased the bear into it's cave, Poor Dave
tombstone outside the haunted house disneyworld

bear


Why do we often say ‘truth hurts’, ‘the hard truth’, ‘you can’t handle the truth’, etc? Truth in and of itself need not be hard to bear or painful. It is only after becoming accustomed to living in lies that it becomes such. In my humble experience I’ve found the more one accepts the truth it generally becomes enjoyable, soothing, even blissful.
Elliot Arnold

only

it's only kinky the first time
BOOGER

First

If at first you don't succeed Try, Try again

William Edward Hickson

succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

~ W. C. Fields

fool


I assure you, an educated fool is more foolish than an uneducated one.
Jean Baptiste Molière

what can I say I've been used as a quote now but real I can tkae credit for it a frined of mine used to say

Educated

Democracy means goverment by the uneducated ,
while aristocracy means goverment by the badly educated.

G.K. Chesterton

Democracy


"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. "
- Irving Kristol

Opportunity

There is no security in this life .
There is only opportunity .

Douglas MacArthur

Life

Life! Don't talk to me about life!
I'm so depressed I could expectorate,
My moving parts are in a solid state,
I want to rust in peace, switch off and lie,
In that great junk yard in the sky.


--Marvin's poem (marvin the paranoid android)