woman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. ~Sam Levenson

child

It's funny how when were children, all we want to do is grow up, but when we're older and grown up, we wish the world was as simple and innocent as it were when we were a child.
Tim Hussar

Children

It was no wonder that people were so horrible
when they started life as children.

Kingsley Amis

people

It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.

Anne Tyler

advice

The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor. ~Sam Ewing

advice

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but want a different one.
C. Lacey

different

I emerged from the woods that day into a different world, an adult world, where memories of first love linger, but summers always end. ~Tim Madigan (The Love I'll Never Forget)

world

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." Walter Winchell

walks

For neither man nor angel can discern Hypocrisy -- the only evil that walks invisible. ~John Milton

evil

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West

caught

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? ~Woody Allen

god

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

penis

Men crave sex, that's how we are. It's why the penis is shaped like a compass needle. ~Peter McNichol in Ally McBeal

sex


The real mass media are basically trying to divert people. Let them do something else, but don’t bother us (us being the people who run the show). Let them get interested in professional sports, for example. Let everybody be crazed about professional sports or sex scandals or the personalities and their problems or something like that. Anything, as long as it isn’t serious.
Noam Chomsky

sex

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic...

~ Woody Allen