Now I know I told ya power tools could be sexy... but I didn't want you to try and slice off your thumb!!!!!! Take care, IowaMan!

today i played golf and for the first time ages i really enjoyed it!

Ouch, IM.

smithy020, my handicap is the way I hold the stick. And that's only mini-golf.

Getting there, I think ...

IM, yikes cutting cheese, take it easy there partner.
Oh and remember a dull knife is more likely to cut you than a sharp one, trust me.

Smithy, they play golf in Scotland?
Kidding...
I know
and I hope to learn this summer, got me pa's old clubs

Got to run, seems Preistess are playing a surprise show at the Barfly, keep hearing about them from many of my friends, so now is my chance :rockon:

IowaMan go out and buy a cheap wooden cutting board. About 1/4 of the way from one edge of the board acroos the top cut a 1/16 inch deep slot. At one end of the slot cut a 1/8 inch deep slot across the edge of the board. On the underside of the board on the end where you cut the slot cut an 1 inch long slot 1/4 deep going the Opposite way. Go to the local music shop get a guitar string(you might want to do this when you get the cutting board). Go out and steal two nails from the guys working on your house cut the tip and head off the nails (cut to and inch long). Take the guitar string and tie it to the nails to either end. Then take the one nail and put it in the slot you cut in the bottem of the board stringing the guitar sting up threw the slot you cut on the edge. put the cheese on the board so where you want to cut is over the slot. Useing the other nail as a handle pull the guiter string threw the cheese(this should work on any soft and simi soft cheese).

Just another great Idea I'm stealing from Alton Brown.

OMG! Careful feller!

Remember, WI asked "Who Moved My Cheese," not "Who Took a Knife and Slew It."

Seriously, sorry to hear that you cut yourself.

(Say, if you get a lot of the ladies coming over and kissing your boo boo better, let me know ... :) )

And if that works...remember that the same logic may not apply to penis wounds. :p

Wow What A Show Preistess !
I was a dancin' fool :dance: :dance:
Now I'm a little hung over
Well, off to play in the dirt ...

If you stab a man in the heart in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound.

:yikes:

Well of course, and if you slit his throat, the blood will spray into a geiser

:jedi: ..... Luke I am your Father

i never noticed that. i guess 'cause when i do my stabbin, i do it in the summer. if absolutely must stab someone in the dead of winter, i try to aim for the temple. :p

No I'm affraid I've never stabbed anyone
mind you one time in the kitchen...

worst I've done is break a heart
and the worst done to me is having my heart broken
oh and of course the subsequent abuse (but I suppose that is my fault for allowing that to happen)

I sprayed some of that RGX body spray on myself and now I'm all turned on because I smell so great. :rofl:

There are actual wire cheese slicers available at any grocery store for about $3-4...if you go for the homemade one, you might want to specify an unwound guitar string, & since they come in a variety of guages, probably thinner is better, like a high E string (.012 to .008)...

& pre-sliced cheese isn't that pricey compared to a trip to the ER ;)

HAHAHAHAHA.......... He's crazy! ^^^^^^ :rofl: I'm laughing out loud!

A new(er) minivan could be in my future, sometime in the next 14 days...

I miss having someone to date - no strings attached. Every date with Mr. Osuche winds up in bed. ;)

I'm going to France!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:line::line::line::line:

How come? :confused: Has the 'separate nation' been expelled?:rolleyes2

:spank:

I'm going there to work, silly. :p

You almost make it sound like that's a bad thing. :p

The Wapsi is rising to very high levels and is going to be tough to contain. And nope, that's not my pet name for Little IowaMan, it's a river in the area. :p

how exciting! 'grats!

No...it's not a bad thing at all. At least it isn't until he starts snoring. :yikes:

I'm going to go try and arrange the cluster*#@! that is my living room furniture (thanks to the work being done inside on the windows today) into a cozy little area to plop my butt down and watch the new episode of Grey's Anatomy.

I'm sure I'll be back a bit later on. :wave:

I was mighty productive after work today. I got some supplies to fix my broken toilet, some more supplies to clean out my shower head, so the water spray isn't 10 foot in diameter, I got another shirt for work, and most importantly.....................


I got a new coffee pot!!

Are services pending for the old one? :rofl:

most definatly!

Congrats Nut on the new coffee maker, now pull a Garfield and punt that old one. :D

YOUBETCHA!

This Pixie is heading to bed. Night everybody. :wave:

I feel good for Neige!!!!

:cheerlead I'm so happy for you and your new arrival... :rofl:


:coffee:

I'm so incredibly easily amused. I'm all excited because I'm supposed to receive a CD of college football fight songs in the mail today. They were playing it in South Bend the other day before the football game and I just had to have it. So my home will sound like a tailgate party a bit later on today, hopefully. :D

"On Iowa!"
"Notre Dame Victory March"
"Across the Field"
"The Victors"
"Boomer Sooner"
"On Wisconsin"
etc.....

Set up that grill and pass me a beer!!! :D

I didn't get a new coffepot, but I did put some new gasoline in my car. :(

I'm here with only Lou & TinglingTess right now. :D

Gonna be a good day!!! :thumb:

It's Friday!!!!!!!!!
End of my work week, I like having weekends off right now.

I gotta admit that I don't think I've ever seen the words "coffee pot" being used so many times in a 24 hour time-span in my life.

um......Thanks everyone!

(does all this talk and "congratulations" about a flipping coffee pot really mean that my life IS that pathetic)