The name game! By Shirley Ellis

Shirley!
Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley
Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley!

Lincoln!
Lincoln, Lincoln bo Bincoln Bonana fanna fo Fincoln
Fee fy mo Mincoln, Lincoln!

Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a
fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Arnold!
Arnold, Arnold bo Barnold Bonana fanna fo Farnold
Fee fy mo Marnold Arnold!

But if the first two letters are ever the same,
I drop them both and say the name like
Bob, Bob drop the B's Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F's Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M's Mo ary
That's the only rule that is contrary.

Okay? Now say Bo: Bo
Now Tony with a B: Bony
Then Bonana fanna fo: bonana fanna fo
Then you say the name again with an F very plain: Fony
Then a fee fy and a mo: fee fy mo
Then you say the name again with an M this time: Mony
And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme

Every body do Tony!
Pretty good, let's do Billy!
Very good, let's do Marsha!
A little trick with Nick!
The name game


Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! :eek:

Chuck chuck bo buck bonana fanna fo fuck, me my mo muck, Chuck. :P

Dadaist <------------------:D

The worst thing about posting that damned song is that now I've got it going through MY mind for the rest of the day! :mad:

How about
"They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
The're coming to take me away, ho ho!
He he, ha ha!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha ha!"

I'm A Christmas Tree by Dr. Demento and Wild Man Fischer.
Paralysed by The Legendary Stardust Cowboy
Anything by Wesley Willis.

Minority ~ Greenday good song but facking evil if stuck in ones head

A guy at work sings the song from those cartoon snippets that used to be on TV to teach kids stuff (I need to remember what they were called)...

Anyhow... "Conjunction Junction" is a favorite of his to get stuck into people's heads.

Most any C/W songs.While on the subject,what do you get when you play a Country&Western song backwards? You get your house back,Your truck back,your wife back,your dog back.

LOL...how true!

Well if I was really wanting to drive someone nutso I'd wish they'd get Achey Breaky Heart stuck in their head. If that didn't do it nothing would. I was in a bar one night and a lovely young lady kept playing it over and over... I had to finally leave... just couldn't take it even though it was nice to see her dancing to it.

"Jive Talkin'" by the Bee Gees....come to think of it, ANY song by the Bee Gees!

The song that does not end.

I despise this song
 

I despise this song, it makes me want to stick needles in my ear in hopes that I will never have to hear it again.

Steal My Sunshine
Len

I was lying on the grass on Sunday morning of last week
Indulging in my self defeat
My mind was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat
A comfortable three feet deep
Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning weak
Impaired my tribal lunar speak
And of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done
So I missed a million miles of fun

I know it's up for me
If you steal my sunshine
Making sure I'm not in too deep
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping versed and on my feet
Check, c'mere c'mere, c'mere
wow, look at her
i know
i've never seen sharon look so bad before
i did once before, but this is pretty bad
yeah, what do you think she got up to last night?
ha ha ha
well, i, karen i love you
I was lying on the bench slide in the park across the street
l-a-t-e-r that week
My sticky paws were in to making straws out of big fat slurpy treats
An incredible eight foot heap
Now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tare in a staring under heat
Involved an under usual feet
And I'm not only among but I invite who I want to come
So I missed a million miles of fun

I know it's up for me
If you steal my sunshine
Making sure I'm not in too deep
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping versed and on my feet

I know it's done for me
If you steal my sunshine
Not as some and hard to see
If you steal my sunshine
Keeping dumb and built to beat
If you steal my sunshine

My Sunshine
If you steal my sunshine

Hey dadaist, try these for reasons not to go to a Disney park

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Disney.html

how about the tune to Grieg's "Hall of the Mountain King" espescially with nonsense rhyming slang added, can't remember the words used, and I DON'T want to.

Where I grew up, one of the AM DJs heard that most clock radios go off at 6:30...so he decided to play exactly the same song at 6:30 am every morning and see how long it took folks to notice. The sort of thing you can only get away with in the middle of nowhere NM.

I was one of the 6:30 alarmers. I had Penny Lane stuck in my head for 2 weeks. Haven't been able to stand it ever since.