It's easier to shave them. :D

keep it going, I am enjoying the answers.....

to hypontize women when they are on their knees and watching them sway

Counterweights for the flagpole.

to make bicycle riding more interesting

I'm glad they're on the outside so they can slap against me when I'm being pounded, and so I can feel them with one hand and the shaft with the other, especially when he's coming I can feel the spasms in the scrotum as he's filling my belly up with his man-juice. I can see and feel where that beautiful man-sperm is coming from-give it to me, baby.

wow!

Who cares....they're very nice to play with, slurp over, suckle, snuggle, kiss ect :p

Gives my honey something to massage when I'm about to die.

Reminds me of this old joke:

Q. If you had a penis sticking out of your forehead, would you be able to see the end of it?

A. No, because your balls would be hanging in front of your eyes...

(the mental image always cracks me up)

One good reason may be to give the jockstrap manufacturers a way to make a living...

OOoo and to add to that ^^^ Nut cup manufacturers too!

They make this whole thread possible. Just think, we couldn't be doing this if they were internal. :rolleyes:

:D :D

True, but then we'd be asking an even more important question - why put 'em on the inside when there are so many good reasons (as outlined in this thread!) to put 'em outside!!!

Come to think of it, why put the prostate inside too? Only good reason I can think of it is to make anal more pleasurable for the guys - in which case, God should've given the ladies a prostate too :D

CasperTG

My Mom lives in northern Vermont, lotsa farms and cows. Her friend has to pasture her cows across the street from her barn. So morning and night she opens the gates and herds them across. Well at night thier udders are full and ready to be milked. One evening a 'flat-lander' (tourist) had to stop and wait as the cows crossed. As the last few waddled past the front of his car he yelled out the window, "Must be hard to walk with those things between thier legs". Moms friend yelled back, "Guess you'd know that better then me".

Now if they were internal she would've had nothing to say. Is that a good reason??

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!