"Freedom is not free." In fact with inflation it's going up steadily!

Do unto others as they would do unto you, but do it first.

The way to a man's heart is between the 4th & 5th ribs.

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be crack whores!

Know yourself. In the biblical sense.

The squeaky wheel gets the high repair bills if you take it to a garage.

All roads lead to those paved with hellish intentions.

The truth will set you free .. so you can throw away all those keys.

Seek ye the truth, and the truth shall make ye strange.

Hell hath no fury like .. a baby with poopy diapers.

Always be yourself. Unless you're a dick. Don't be a dick.

The grass is always greener if you have artificial grass with green imbedded in the material it's made of.

If every cloud has a silver lining; therefore, silver is so common as to have lost its monetary value.

To continue with your "old saying" ... while every cloud has a silver lining .. equally true is that every silver lining has a cloud.

When life hands you lemons, let them rot before throwing them at the next idiot politician.