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"So I tried a little splashy-splashy. And she splashy-splashied back. Oh, fuckin' hell, splashy-splashy back. So I turned to swim away in a sort of chase me-chase me, then maybe underwater, a little sexy-sexy... and I swam like a boy being chased by a sharky-sharky!"
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If you've never seen an elephant ski..then you've never been on acid!
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"There are two looks on a snowboard: one is cool, the other is DEAD!"
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The NRA says "Guns don't kill people, people kill people."
I think the gun helps. Just standing there pointing you finger and saying BANG doesn't quite cut it. |
"You'd hafta be really dodgy on the heart for that to work."
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I wanna work in a sewer, discover sewage that NO ones ever discovered before and pile it on my head. Climb to the surface and sell my self to an art gallery.
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And Hitler wound up in a ditch, covered in Petrol on fire. That's fun...I mean funNY, cause he was a mass murdering fuckhead.
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"I like my women like I like my coffee: hot... and with a spoon in them."
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"I can't get the fuckin' trees-- damn, I will kill everyone!"
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There are different levels of murder why can't there be different levels of perjury. Perjury 1 is like saying there was no holocaust when 10 million people died, and perjury 9 is like when you said you shagged someone you didn't.
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Before Stonehenge there was woodhenge and strawhenge, but a big bad wolf came and blew it down and 3 little pigs were relocated to the projects.
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"The druids were early transvestites; long white robes, just never quite got their shaving together."
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What have you been reading? "The Gospel According to St. Bastard?"
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"Disneyland wanted to build a Magic Kingdom in London. 'Uh, better make it a bit bigger. They've actually got them here... and they're not made of plastic.'."
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"I will start a new religion... the Psychotic Bastard religion."
"Why not call it Church of England?" "Church of England... yes, I like it. Even though I am Scottish myself." |
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