Probably whichever looks most in need at the time. Usually that would be clothes, but if the shoes get really well worn or have a heel loose ... the choice could switch.

WMMTY: dogs or cats?

Probably dogs, as I'm not allergic to their urine.

WMMTY:
Using a handkerchief or using a tissue to wipe your nose?

Tissue is probably best, but if I'm out and about .. I carry a handkerchief .. just in case.

WMMTY: Soda; tea; coffee or water? WOW! Four choices!

Tea, actually.

WMMTY:
Sightseeing in a new city, or taking an eco-tour in the wild?

I could enjoy both, but I think the eco-tour would be especially informative and interesting. I'll pick that.

WMMTY: A bird in the hand vs two in the bush?

But she seems to enjoy it when I put my hand in her bush.

Hand definitely hand.

WMMTY:
Keeping you house at a comfortable temperature, or lower utility bills?

Lowering bill.


WMMTY: Full meal or snacking.

Full meal, but snacking ain't bad either. :)

WMMTY: Milk chocolate or Dark chocolate?

Dark chocolate.

WMMTY:
brushing your cat/dog regularly to cut down on pet hair, or keep non-hairy pets like goldfish in the first place?

Brushing ... although we don't have a cat or dog at the present time.

WMMTY: Clean socks or clean underwear?

Underwear.

WMMTY:
A morality play, or a complex, layered tale?

A complex, layered tale


WMMTY: A good holiday conversation or football games

Before the kneeling started and before COVID when the stands were full my answer might have been different. Now, I'll say a "good holiday conversation." I haven't watched a full game since the kneeling started. Not even a full quarter of any game although I check the standings every few weeks. :shrug:

Which matters most to you ... egg nog or baileys?

Egg nog.

WMMTY:
Edging with a sub, or watching said sub squirm while you do something public/private?