Thank you all for posting, this post can help other people as well, so keep it up :-) thanks

Thanks again.

All of thenm worked great, I suggest the Breathmints for the people out there the most.

JUMPER CABLES!!!!!!??????

I've gotta scroll back and read who posted this! Our jumpers cables are so old and greasy I've never looked at them in a sexual way! However, the floor shifter!!!!!????? LOL!

*walks backwards, mumbling "jumper cables......ewwww"!

*EDIT FEATURE IN USE* I shoulda known! LMFAO@WI!

I have a thing for Tiger Balm. OMG there is nothing more erotic than when it gets *HOT*. Trying having it rubbed onto your arse before you get spanked!

I agree with the breath mints--esp Altoids. Clothes pins, plain white utility candles--they don't seem to burn as hot, unless you *like* the heat. Coconut scented suntan oil can be erotic, My husband once made an ice dildo out by filling a condom with water--that was FUN! The simplest things can be so erotic--slutty red lipstick worn while you give head can turn things up a notch. Makes me feel so cheap, lol.
Feather dusters, for that feeling while blind-folded.
Plain white rubber spatulas that you use for scraping a bowl out are fabulous, much better than wooden spoons in my opinion. A fly swatter also makes an excellent "paddle" (new, please!). A bucket of ice cubes is erotic, especially if inserted. *wink* In combination with the Tiger Balm it will blow your mind! An excellent ounishment is filling a tub with ice and cold water and making a sub kneel in it jsut so her erotic area comes in contact with the water. (Tried it and LIKED it) Latex gloves-YUMMY!
Once used a handle for a broom as a spreader bar, just tie ankles to the opposite ends using silk neck ties. If youre in a hotel room the handle for pulling the curtains closed is an excellent spanking device. Un-cooked rice for kneeling is *handy*. (Uncle Ben would roll over in his grave if he only knew!)

Clothes line is convenient, but I prefer smooth, silky nylon roping.
I guess its time to do some shopping. :o) LOL.

I am sure there are more ideas that will come to me...just gotta put a thinking cap on. LOL.

What is Tiger Balm? and where can I get some?

I only WISH I was this warped...oops, I mean creative, in the bedroom!

Lovediva is the culprit behind this!

Thank you.

The Walgreen's drugstores in my area sell Tiger Balm. Probably most larger-size drugstores do. Look for it in the section where products to use on sore muscles or for arthritis are located.

Pineapple rings.............

Just split one open, slide it over his cock........one HELL of a blowjob. At least hubby thought so *LMAO*

Warped ..... I am! :D


But it's a good thing!


Isn't it??:confused: :D

Alright, thank you very much.

We've been dismissed! LMAO!

I personally like to use kitchen utensils :

tongs -- open or closed really make me wet and creamy

Pastry brush -- 'gotta' keep that pussy well oiled and slippery so
you can slide right in !!!

Assorted spatulas and big spoons

I also to raid hubby toolbox............................

Pliers, screwdrivers anything long, thick and hard........

but there is still no substitute for the real thing !!!!!