Keep Your Friends Close, but Your Girlfriend Closer. :D

One vulture does not a spring make.

Don't count your chickens in on a cattle ranch.

It's like making a mountain out of a single drop of water.

Love is a many splendid and complex thing.

We need to bring the people of the 21st Century back into the Stone Age.

You Can Lead a Horse to Water unless it's a Clydesdale, in which case he'll have a Bud.

If a tree falls in the forest, and there's nobody around to hear it, do all the squirrels and birds and insects that use to live in it move into your place?

Silence is golden ... noise refines it!

Virtue is its own reward; but then, so is vice.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for an evening. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

All play and no work makes a politician's career.

Well, *that's* killing way more than two species with one stone.

Beauty is only skin deep, but that's all that's necessary to get a guy's blood flowing!

We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.