Yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss!!

Of course that was the best I've ever had.

So I watched him struggle for a while and finally I said "Honey.. that's a TOE ring.."

That's not why the shower drain is clogged.

Thank You, please cum again.

Please take that out of there...thank you.

Yes they are REAL, fakes ones don't sag!

Yes I like pudding.

Sorry I'm late honey, I had to stop by the store to get saran wrap and jumper cables.

LMAO ^^^^

No thank you, I'm full.

That might work, just make sure the doughnuts are fresh and there's plenty of vasoline on the watermelon.

I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh at it. I'm just surprised is all.

Do we HAVE to measure it right NOW?

Jars and jars of it! And...I only asked for one sample!

ROFLMFAOAPMP!!!!!!!

I think your mother ought to have the shots, too...

Frenchtoast with maple syrup and a case of Valvoline should cure what ails ya.

They call me MR PIG!!!

I've never seen anyone do that with a trombone before...

No I'm not.

I hope you brought the jelly and the peanut butter.