Oops. Forgot to add the WMMTY part. Okay, I'll do that now:

WMMTY: Rent or Buy a home?

Buy, *if* its affordable, which is becoming increasingly rare in modern America.

WMMTY:
raking leaves, or using a leaf blower?

Leaf blower

Train or plane?

Train for relatively local travel, plane for more long-distance travel.
WMMTY
Ecotourism: Whale-watching, or rainforest tour?

Whale watching ... I think seeing these magnificent denizons of the sea would be wonderful.

WMMTY: Ukraine repelling the Russian invasion or Putin's removal from office .. or both?

Getting the f'ing Russians out of Ukraine would affect a lot more people than simply removing Putin from office.

(Yes, I had to run this through a translator, because I don't speak Ukrainian):
Росіянин може поїхати назад до Росії
[Rough translation: Russians can ride a dick back to Russia]

WMMTY:
A dry, secure home, or long life and health, regardless of location?

^^^^ Amen!

NATO's apparent solidarity vs Russian incompetence

Solidarity!

WMMTY:
For large-quantity job, printing at home, or using a commercial service?

Generally prefer using a commercial service ... better quality and better paper or cardstock ... and cheaper.

WMMTY:
Learning how to fish, or sitting in a boat and drinking beer all day?

Can't do both? Okay, if I go fishing I guess I'm hoping to catch some.

WMMTY: Paying bills or receiving checks. (Duh!)

Since one requires the other, I'll take the checks.

WMMTY:
Reading a EULA, or reading a different multi-page contract?

None of the above. :)

WMMTY: Good tires or good battery.

Battery. If the tires are bad, but the battery is good, you can still drive to the tire shop.

WMMTY:
An important job done very slowly, but carefully, or the same job done sooner, but slightly riskier?

Important job done slowly but carefully!

WMMTY: Voting or not voting?