The bad news is having to plow through them to get to more interesting "mail." Generally, they all seem to just want money.

The good news is, you can still keep your money.

The bad news is that the government is planning on raiding savings accounts and IRAs. The legislation is already in place.

The good news is, that might not go far.

The bad news is that it might! :(

The good news is, the world if ull of weirdos.

The bad news is that many of them seem to work in Washington, DC.

The good news is, a lot of the others work in Hollywood.

The bad news s that's true.

The good news is, the standards of "normal" are changing.

The bad news is that's also true.

The good news is, there is stability in chaos, and chaos in stability.

the bad news is chaos is still chaos

The good news is, that chaos brings possibilities.

The bad news is that it can also bring worse chaos. :(