The good news is, there is still serenity.

The bad news is that doesn't apply if you're in Kabul. :(

The good news it is almost certain that the "Great Pacific Garbage Patch" will never gain sentience.

The bad news is the "Great Pacific Garbage Patch". :sad:

The good news is, it is within our power to do something about it.

The bad news would be the cost.

The good news is, this could be added to the productivity of another of the US's industries.

The bad news is they'd probably want to store it all in a landfill. :(

The good news is, people are finding other ways to deal with messes.

You mean like the bad news where our government takes your savings and IRA's?

Good News: I Stopped By
Bad News: Might Be A While Befor I Come Back

The good news is, TGE dropped by.

Bad news is that she said it may be a while before she comes back. :(

The good news is, maybe she will encourage other long-lost Pixies to return.

The bad news would be if they aren't responsive. :(