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Well hello there alspals! I'm so glad you were finally able to join me! I have a special treatment just for you.....come on back in this room. I think you need to have some rest in a big giant cozy bed. If you would like anything else, please just let me know. I'll be MORE than happy to assist you. |
wow.... i love this place already. take it awa IWM... and i promise never to divulge what goes n inthe special place :)
of course if anyone sees tweezers and the hears screams they may make up their own minds! |
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/me begins to gently rub at IWM's neck and shoulders My, my, my, dear lady you are so tense...... I hope all the pressure of running what is sure to be a very successful business isn't getting to you. This is gonna take a loooonnnngggg time to work out. I may have to put in overtime on my very first day! :p |
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I'm glad you like it! Anything else you'd like to have done? |
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you're good! you can earn double time while working for me! |
Today is "Ladies Special" !
Come on in ladies, I know you all need some down time.....let me work my hands on you and take your worries away! |
I just scheduled a manicure and a pedicure to be all sexy for surgery only to be reminded no polish going in to surgery :curse:
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This is the best job ever! Who would even want to get paid when you get to work under such a great boss |
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What about a regular hot dog? :confused: |
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i feel really pent up like i could burst what do you recomend for that? |
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Smart ass. I plan on eating a Fish burger. :p |
Quick IWM, get treatment out for Lilliths eyes
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Been a few weeks since I've been through these here parts. Driving by notices the new sign for Relaxation Spa and Resort. Thinks, "Hmmm...might be worth checking out some time."
Then notices the "IWM's" at the front of the sign...spins car around and into the parking lot. Hops out of the car and heads thru the ritzy looking doors. "Very posh interior you have here, IWM. Oh my, and certainly a sexy clientele! You definitely have my "imagination" running wild. And yes, a glass of wine, a nice hot jacuzzi, and then a personal massage by the owner of this fine establishment would be just fine." |
WOW! Love what you have done to the place IWM darling! *kiss kiss*
Now what I need today is your best Swedish boy to give me a massage. My muscles are all tense and I am desperate for some relief. |
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I'd love a hot waxing...wanna be nice and smooooth all over when you're done. :p |
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