Well don't forget...it's cold.

and said..."Pardon me Roy...is that the cat who chewed your new boots?"

*groans and fires a warning shot over ^^^'s head!

I know you are but what am I???? :moon:

Cocoa butter, a vending machine and a handful of raisins, I kid you not.

Sure I'll meet you first in a public place.Look for me in a floural pattern vest with a daisy behind my right ear and a long stem rose btween my teeth.

I spewed laugh-snot on my monitor, I kid you not!
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OK if you say so, but I swear it looked bigger in the pictures.

That's ok, the rug burns only took off 2 layers of skin..it's really no problem.

I dug around in there a long time, but despite hearing the ringing I could not find my cell phone.

Mrs. Butterworth, Sara Lee and Uncle Ben....

Let's check to make sure the statute of limitations has run out first.

Everyone knows there's no sanity clause!

It's legal in the Netherlands!

But, how can you be sure that we're not in Amsterdam!

An actual shoping list of mine from a couple of years ago:

Condoms
Velcro
Woodglue