good news is I've got a bag of breath that will let me breathe and then I can bandage your booboo.

bad news is there's a who in the bag of breath. :(

good news is I like who's

Good news: I'm leaving for vacation in a few hours.

ooops ...

Bad news is I'm not, where to?

Good news is I'm taking the laptop. (quiet cabin in the woods)

Alone? That's delicious.

Bad news is I'll be in the mountains tomorrow.

Good news is I'll probably still be alone in the cabin when you get back.

Bad news is I'll bother you.Mmmm. Sounds like an opportunity.

Good news ... I desperately need to bothered.

Bad news is I like bothering you a lot.

Good news ... you've already got me "bothered".

Bad news is that doesn't help me. :(

Good news ... I'd be happy to help ya, darlin.