Stupid things you do on a regular basis
 

I never get dressed immediately after I shower. I lounge around, clean, nap, etc. au naturel.

For some reason, I usually cook nude, too.

The oil was sizzling, the onions were thrown in . . . why do I endanger my breasts like that? :confused:

I know I'll be doing it again the next time I make a stir fry, tho'.


What stupid things do you do over and over putting you in contention for a Dawin award?

I answer the phone when he calls. :ahole:

I keep coming back here to work. :D

moi? Do something stupid? How DARE you insinuate such a thing!


My cookware can go from stovetop to oven, and I love that it can. The only bad part is that when I take it out of the oven...the only real place to put it is on a burner. Well...when I am ready to serve, my eyes see a saute pan on the burner and my hand grabs the handle faster than my mind remembers that it just came out of the oven. HOLY CRAP is that not pleasant!

Once in awhile, I'm smart enough to think to myself "I'm gonna burn my hand" and stick an oven mitt over the handle. The rest of the time...well, it keeps me from pleasuring myself! :(

That makes it a Two-Way Obscene Hate call. :cool:

NOT gonna admit to my stupidity!!

Nope.... top secret! :D

My desk here at work *and* the one at home regularly have a habit of jumping out in front of me. I'm constantly going around with a bruise or two on my upper thigh. :rolleyes:

I know better, but I never carry cash. My friends keep yelling at me because I'm never prepared that way. Recently I took a 5 day trip with only $5 in my pocket, and that's because a family member gave it to me when I was on my way out of the door. The worst part is that I always forget to post my ATM transactions.

I also never have a tissue. I have allergies and I'm a crybaby, but I never carry a tissue.... duh me.

Saying dumb things which produce doubt in my audience. I have sensitivity but no sense.

coming here....lmao

Being overly negative...

Survival Tip: Never cook bacon while naked. It could burn your weiner!

I don't do any one thing stupid every day. I jsut do different stupid things everyday.

i have this strange habit of being very clumsy. when i go down steps i have to look at my feet or else i'm on my butt at the bottom of the stairs. i've done it so many times now my friends and family just walk away like they don't know me.

Trust in people to easily.