For our late night chat room coffee lovers
 

I know we have alot of coffee lovers here at Pixies. Some of us, like PF, should just take the stuff intravenously! :D

But for the late night chatters..... How bout a cup of coffee? ;)

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You know you are addicted to coffee if…..

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from 10’ away without using the timer.

You’ve worn out your 3rd pair of tennis shoes this week.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You can type 60 words per minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You don’t sweat, you percolate.

You walk 20 miles on your treadmill before you see it’s not plugged in.

You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug.

You short out motion detectors.

You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your first-aid kit contains 2 pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.

You answer the door before people knock.

I love coffee. Creamy and sweet! TY for reminding me how wonderful it is. My best addiction.

lol teddy thats not the kind of coffee I was thinking about when I saw you had posted this thread

LOL Too funny, teddy!


Off to help the dog with his tail chasing!

aaaahhhhh natures nectar of life coffee!

Teddy, I rose to attention when I saw your subject line.

Thanks for the funny lines. :)

Let's see...........................

I have...
2 coffee grinders
2 coffee makers
an espresso machine.

I drink my coffee extra strength with a double shot of espresso in it.

Am I addicted to coffee? :jump:

It's enough to me think about taking up the hobby.....

Ahhh, GingerV. It is not a hobby, but a way of life. :D

One drinks coffee, not for sport, but because it is there...

uh....er,um....are you trying to say the things on that list aren't normal? :blink:

A few other ways to tell.....
 

1. You don't sweat. You perculate.
2. You think being called a drip is a compliment.
3. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
4. Your so wired that you pick up AM radio.
5. When someone asks how your doing, you reply "Good to the last drop!"
6. Your life's goal is to amount to a "hill of beans".
7. You speak Arabic having never taken a lesson.
8. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

Finally...Your favorite reading is the comic "Too Much Coffee Man" (yes, a real comic) :rolleyes:

For me there are no signs of life before coffee

^^^^^I agree Booger, I was'nt thinking about Java either, LOL.

That was funny Teddy and yours too Bibi. I've got something about coffee stuck in a file somewhere I'll have to try and find that.


Anyone who touch's my coffee gets hurt. :trout:

roflmao!! Booger, sdls and rockin, I Knew you 3 would come running to see this thread. Gottcha!!!! LOL

I'm glad the rest of you enjoyed it. Its always good to smile.

Navarre, I'd say your pretty close to an addition. ;)

BIBI, thanks! Great additions!! :D

Thanks to all of you for the replys. Very funny ones too!!