Dumassedness.............a true story
 

Ok , so i get up from my desk walk to the front halway to see about the progress of the laundry in the dryer.



BUT WAIT!!!! there is something wrong........something is missing. OH MY GOD my entire shelf of penguins is missing!!!



OK calm down. this cant be right......... but there not there, nothing is there . someone broke in and stole all my stuffed penguins . HOLY CRAP i feel so violated .



I turn slowly as if ina dream.

dazed by my loss , going to the phone to call the police to report the robbery. ........ still in disbelief.
how could they get inwith out me hearing them ........... how come the dogs let them take "My Preciuos"s ..........



AND THEN



what do i see



there



on the sofa



are my eyes playin tricks on me



is it really them



ya u dumbass remember ur daughter was "fishing for penguins" how the hell can u forget that ,



god im dumb



but



u gotta admit that this made u laugh today!!! and on a monday to!!! u know what, u can thank me later





ROFLMAO

Cute story!

see , i knew it wud make somone smile LOL!!! ty

your sig was really true today! "One by one, the penguins steal my mind" LOL LOL LOL

LMAO/. Been there, done that. But not with penguins. :D

This was just a warning.




The penguin kidnappings will continue until new pics appear soon.

ROFLMAO

i guess ill have to learn to live with out my penguins , cuz i aint posting again till i look normal again , so if anyone wants to start the campaign to fund my new tits , it will speed up the time between now and when i post new pics

LMAO!!!

We already have a Dumb-Shit thread, Nikki. :D

I get to post there a lot. :sad:

well ill be damned i forgot that existed!!! see yet another way im a dumbass today!!!!!!!!!!

ROLFMAO

sorry for the redundant thread ppl!

not redundant, fresh