Bilbo,

The lengths that woman of yours will go to to get a week's rest from looking after the

kids and livestock.

Tell her to get off her arse, get well and back to the sink where she belongs.

Keep an eye on your fatigue levels as two of you in hospital's no good for the kids either.

Hmmm, hey kids, Uncle Oldfart and Uncle PantyFanatic and Uncle Scotzoidman have made a booking for a weeks stay at McDonalds.

If that won't get Sharni better quickly, I don't know what will.

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