In no particular order:

My beloved cat has not been seen for over a week now

One of Fussy's work colleagues was in a motorcycle accident this morning - we don't know any details yet, but he was unconscious when they pulled him free, so it doesn't sound good.

My Grandmother, who gives us a substantial sum of money everytime we see her at the moment, because she's not sure how long she has left.

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Fruit flies like a banana"

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