On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Twelve penis shaped candy canes
Eleven of her french fries
Ten min. to change the sheets
Nine unused condoms
Eight aching assholes
Seven X-rated movies
Six little blue pills,
Five benwa balls
Four naked pictures
Three movie passes
Two special kisses
and a hardon that she could plainly see!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus