My most recent sexual position is one I call the "Whacka-Smacka". I have a liking for crack whores and my friend K'Tina had a new one in her stable she let me break in yesterday.

It is where you have rough anal sex with a woman, then right before you cum, you pull out and have her turn over. You kneel over her face and repeatedly smack your cock around her face hard enough to leave red marks and make a "smacksmacksmacksmack" sound. If she's a dirty whore, you will likely have some feces on your penis that will sort of splat here and there on her face in the process. Continue to smack your dick hard and fast all around. . .her cheeks, her chin, her forehead. . .so on, until you are ready to cum. The best place to end is on top of her head, in the hairline.

The Whacka-Smacka. . .perfect gift for the one you love.

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