So the politician joke thing got me to thinking about all the dumb things people say.

What have you heard to make you wanna smack someone.



While working at 7-11 a high school gal and her boyfriend came up to the counter and while he was paying me for their slurpees she asks me what my song is, I say excuse me, and she says "You know, your song for tips?" I looked her in the eye and said " Honey, I don't work for tips, Cold Stone is 5 miles that way." Her boyfriend is smacking himself in the forehead and she is standing there with a blank look on her face. The customers behind them were cracking up.