LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would just be happy knowing some maid is really really liking her job.........

or

call the hotel and ask which one has had a marked improvement in her demeanor and ask for contact info........

Forget it!!!!!!! Get "someone special" to make a lifelike model casting of his

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