I don't believe I would want to be the one on the housekeeping staff to check for a stray dildo in room 469. Even if they found it, they probably used the rubber gloves and put it in the waste bin.

There are always other fish in the sea, and other dildoes at the porn shop.

Go shopping with your S/O and put your new one in a safe place... a very safe place

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