Mine is a goofy story... was actually back in kindergarten, and I remember it vividly! My teacher always used to give us the option of having art time, or going to the front of the classroom to sit around the rug and listen to her read us a story. Well that day, I decided I wanted to draw, so I stayed back at the tables with a couple other kids, two other girls and a boy. The boy at our table was well-known for being a troublemaker, and once our teacher was engrossed in the story, all of a sudden he asked us girls at the table, in a whisper, if we wanted to see a surprise. Being the dumb little kids we were, we excitedly said YES! He told us to look under the table, and there he had pulled his pants and underwear down, and was showing off his penis to us girls. Of course I had always known the physical difference between boys and girls, but this was my first glimpse of the penis. I remember being shocked and even got a tiny thrill from that naughty little flash!

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