.....and $342347209342 dollars in bandages from all of the times I step on the damn things and $23423423 in Chloroseptic spray from the accompanying screaming that occurs.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author