I once was told by and evil queen Diva that will remain nameless, that I was going to hell and have the opposite of everything that all the good Pixies would get. I told her Diva that I didn’t believe in that stuff. She Diva said that she Diva could show me what it would be for me in the hereafter. She Diva cast her Diva panties,… I mean spell, over me and as the mist cleared I saw a vision of myself sitting naked, next to a keg of beer and Steph doing a strip dance in front of me:lust:. Behind her was this gulf of flame and smoke and on the other side sat the naked Scotzoidman next to a keg of beer and Lixy:lust: was doing a strip dance for him.

I laughed and told her Diva that I could handle that as I had not the OPPOSITE, but the SAME things that they had in Pixie Heaven. She Diva said “Not quite! If you look closely you’ll see that his keg DOESN’T have a hole in the bottom and that Lixy DOES”

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