kind of with fussy on this one but took the test anyways

Your Stripper Name is Skylar Jade!
You're an experienced stripper at a typical club, with the stage name to prove it.
You haven't yet made it to the top end clubs in the big city...
But you certainly don't have to wipe down the mirror after you dance! You're seasoned at pole tricks and could win a gold medal - if pole dancing were an Olympic sport.
You love doing private dances for customers - as long as there's no touching and big tipping!
You've got the future of a $2000 a night feature dancer, Jenna Jameson style!

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell