I think being cited for sneezing and totaling the car is up there with being an ass. How about this one? Went to see a Star Trek movie with my husband. I found one part in it to be totally ridiculous. I exclaimed, "Oh good Lord! You've got to be kidding." Everyone, and I mean everyone, in that theatre turned around with a "death to the infidel" look. I hadn't realized how "intense" some trekkies could be. Husband tried to squeeze his way over a few seats away from me. I, pretty much, felt like an idiot.