1) Would you prefer to have an experienced, older woman in your bed or a younger, inexperienced woman?

When I was young and inexperienced, I wanted both, now I'm older and experienced, experienced every time.

2) What's nicer; no strings attached sex, or being in a relationship?

Strings can be a bit sharp - definitely rope.

3) Do you prefer to give or receive pleasure?

It's best when they happen simultaneously.

4) You're in Pixie's chatroom. A girls comes on to you, asking for cybersex, and you're feeling horny. You're already in a real life relationship. Your partner is out. This girl just wants some fun. If you did something with her, would you consider that cheating?

Yes.

5) Your partner brings a girl friend home. They both want to try a threesome. Are you up for it?

No

6) Next time she brings a guy... Still up for it?

Presumptious!


7) Pretend you're single (if you are, all the easier). Women of all ages are going crazy for you. What's the youngest and oldest you'd go to? How old are you?

Youngest 30.

Oldest - didn't have a limit before - I'm late thirties.

8) What part of a woman's body appeals to you the most?

Brain

9) Do you prefer a woman to have pubic hair, to be shaved or would you have either?

Trimmed

10) You rub a magic lamp. A female sex genie pops out (I made it up - bear with me!). You can have one sexual favour but you have to have it right now this second otherwise it's gone forever. What do you wish for?

That people stop thinking of sex for men as some kind of favour.

Love
Victor Meldrew.

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