Update 1/7/04 (Australian time)


Test results revealed.

Researchers revealed today the findings of the purity test show that the average Pixie should not be: Left alone in a room with your Granny, a bowl of fruit, fluffy cat or the little boy from down the lane.


Airlines to issue plastic bags.

Airlines will now issue boarding passengers with plastic bags to pee in on long flights. Thus stopping passengers from standing in lines waiting for the bathroom. Wall St reports a rise in plastic manufacture stocks.

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