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Old 01-26-2004, 02:21 PM
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Oldie but goodie?!?!

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.

He replies,
"Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"

She responds,
"No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
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Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
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