My bitch of the day:
I was doing some work this morning when the phone rang, so I answered and it was some guy for my mum (who was at work) I asked if I could take a message and he said "Well do you know where I can get hold of lisa and david [insert my surname]?" (dont know why he asked for mum not dad either)
There isn't any1 in our family called lisa or david, so thats what I said. I wouldn't have minded but he's called back 4 times asking the same thing!!!!!!

Thing that generally pisses me off:
I work in a shop on saturdays and on my department there's only 2 people who've been there longer than me (out of 7 of us), so I know what I'm talking about but some people (especially old ladies) have a tendency to take one look and assume I dont know anything. (There was the 1 woman that looked over the top of her glasses and actually said "well you're not going to be able to help me" before I'd even said anything).

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