I'm a terrible procrastinator too... or should I say, I'm a very good procrastinator, lol.

I sweat bullets regularly, but the worst for me is the recurring dream I have each holiday season... that the kids wake me up on Christmas morning and I realize that I've not gotten around to wrapping the gifts, they're all still in the bags from the store! It almost happened a few years back, too.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~