I never get dressed immediately after I shower. I lounge around, clean, nap, etc. au naturel.

For some reason, I usually cook nude, too.

The oil was sizzling, the onions were thrown in . . . why do I endanger my breasts like that?

I know I'll be doing it again the next time I make a stir fry, tho'.


What stupid things do you do over and over putting you in contention for a Dawin award?