I know better, but I never carry cash. My friends keep yelling at me because I'm never prepared that way. Recently I took a 5 day trip with only $5 in my pocket, and that's because a family member gave it to me when I was on my way out of the door. The worst part is that I always forget to post my ATM transactions.

I also never have a tissue. I have allergies and I'm a crybaby, but I never carry a tissue.... duh me.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


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