ya know, i took a mean knob-slobbin' from a guy once. and believe you me, sister, there wasn't anything erotic about it. it looked more like a poorly choreographed and executed CPR procedure. good, though. dare i say it, best cock-smokin' i ever took. relentless, he was. "hey, man, my lungs are in my torso, not my thighs. snap to, slackass, before i drown here! dude, are you even liste- hey, now. this is a sensation altogether new to me... and frankly, i like it. but ya know, a little shave wouldn't've killed ya, Grizzly Adams.".