Absolutely go to the Anne Frank House! It was the most moving museum experience I've ever had. If you haven't read her diary or read the play, be sure and do so.

Check out the Van Gogh museum and the Rembrandt House. Catch some of that F*cked up Dutch avant garde theatre. Go to the Red Light District and knock on one of the windows and offer to pay a girl to talk for a few minutes an ask her about her life as a prostitute ... very enlightening.

Always watch your money and try to dress less American if possible.

Otherwise, try the spacecake and get one of those awesome pancakes then go sit outside near a canal on the Koenigsgracht. Then wander over to the Waterlooplein open air market and browse for hours, high as can be and loving every minute.

Strike up a conversation with a Rasta at a pub.

I'm so jealous of your trip ... have a great time.

Only stay at Bob's Youth Hostel if you don't mind locking up your stuff constantly and sharing a room with lots of people while you try to pass out in a bunk bed.